狂傲的風…瘋狂之島

brief :
前情提要:

Joanne and Mark both loves Maureen.
這一男一女都愛女主角…

JOANNE
The Samples Wont Delay
But The Cable -

樣本不會遲到，但這些線……

MARK
There's Another Way
Say Something – Anything
有別的方法，說些話，隨便什麼。

JOANNE
Test - On, Two Three ...

測試 1 2 3

MARK
Anything But That

除此之外都好…

JOANNE
This Is Weird
好怪，
MARK
It's Weird
真怪。
JOANNE
Very Weird

非常怪。
MARK
Fuckin' Weird

他媽的怪。
JOANNE
I'm So Mad
That I Don't Know What To Do
Fighting With Microphones
Freezing Down To My Bones
And To Top It All Off
I'm With You

我火大到不知道做什麼好。
跟麥克風奮戰，直發冷到骨髓，
而更甚於此的是
我現在跟你混在一起!

MARK
Feel Like Going Insane?
Got A Fire In Your Brain?
And Your Thinking Of Drinking
Gasoline?

感覺快要發瘋，
誰在腦海點火，
而妳在想著喝汽油。

JOANNE
As A Matter Of Fact --
事實上……
MARK
Honey, I Know This Act
It's Called The 'Tango Maureen'
The Tango Maureen
It's A Dark, Dizzy
Merry-Go-Round
As She Keeps You Dangling

JOANNE

You're Wrong
你錯了

MARK
Your Heart She Is Mangling
她正在凌虐你的心

JOANNE
It's Different With Me

在我身上是不一樣的

MARK
And You Toss And You Turn
'Cause Her Cold Eyes Can Burn
Yet You Yearn And You Churn And Rebound

而你翻身你旋轉，
因她的冷目會燃燒，
而你愛慕你翻騰你被彈回原點

JOANNE
I Think I Know What You Mean

我想我懂你的意思了。
BOTH
The Tango Maureen

探戈莫琳~
MARK
Has She Ever
Pouted Her Lips
And Called You 'Pookie'
她是否曾經
嘟著唇，
並叫你 小熊?

JOANNE
Never

從未
MARK
Have You Ever Doubted A Kiss Or Two?
你曾對一個或兩個親吻感到懷疑?

JOANNE
This Is Spooky
Did You Swoon
When She Walked Through The Door?
毛骨悚然
當她走過這道門你曾狂喜?

MARK
Every Time - So Be Cautious

每次皆然，所以請小心。

JOANNE
Did She Moon Over Other Boys—?
她是否曾在其他男人前晃蕩?

MARK
More Than Moon--

比晃蕩更超過…

JOANNE
I'm Getting Nauseous
我開始覺得噁心…

(They dance)
MARK
It's hard to do this backwards

要退後不大容易…
JOANNE
You should try it in heels!
She Cheated

她豪洨…
MARK
She Cheated

她豪洨…
JOANNE
Maureen Cheated

莫琳豪洨…
MARK
Fuckin' Cheated

他媽的豪洨
JOANNE
I'm Defeated
I Should Give Up Right Now

我被打敗了，
我現在就該放棄
MARK
Gotta Look On The Bright Side
With All Of Your Might

盡你所能的看向光明面

JOANNE
I'd Fall For Her Still Anyhow

我還是不知為何的為她陷落
BOTH
When Your Dancing Her Dance
You Don't Stand A Chance
Her Grip Of Romance
Makes You Fall

當你在跳著她的舞，
你沒有一點機會，
她浪漫的吸引力，
使你陷落

MARK
So You Think, 'Might As Well'
所以你想，也許還不如…
JOANNE
"Dance A Tango To Hell"
跳著探戈去地獄
BOTH
'At Least I'll Have Tangoed At All'
The Tango Maureen
Gotta Dance Til Your Diva Is Through
You Pretend To Believe Her
Cause In The End - You Can't Leave Her
But The End It Will Come
Still You Have To Play Dumb
Til You're Glum And You Bum
And Turn Blue

至少究竟我曾跳過探戈。
探科莫琳，
將舞到你的女主唱曲終，
你假裝相信她，
因為到頭來你離不開她，
但結局還是會來，
你仍然要裝笨，
直到你悶悶不樂且發火
臉發綠

MARK
Why Do We Love When She's Mean?
為什麼她殘忍的時候我們也愛她?

JOANNE
And She Can Be So Obscene
而且他可以是這麼淫蕩
MARK
Try The Mike

試試看麥克風…
JOANNE
My Maureen (een, een, een...)

我的莫琳 琳…琳…琳…
MARK
Patched

修好了
JOANNE
Thanks

謝啦
MARK
You Know - I Feel Great Now!

你知道嗎，我現在覺得好極了。
JOANNE
I Fell Lousy

我覺得可憎
BOTH
The Tango: Maureen!

那探戈，莫琳!